For the girlies, gays, theys, and festive degenerates who like their Christmas a little naughty and their Santa a lot unhinged.
Santa didn’t just slide down the chimney this year, he dropped into the splits, threw on his shades, and said “HO HO HO” with his whole chest (and cheeks).
Serve attitude at Christmas lunch.
Cause trouble at the work party.
Or just wear it to the shops and watch strangers question their life choices.
Comfortable. Iconic. Utterly unhinged.
A Tee Parlour Christmas classic.
For the girlies, gays, theys, and festive degenerates who like their Christmas a little naughty and their Santa a lot unhinged.
Santa didn’t just slide down the chimney this year, he dropped into the splits, threw on his shades, and said “HO HO HO” with his whole chest (and cheeks).
Serve attitude at Christmas lunch.
Cause trouble at the work party.
Or just wear it to the shops and watch strangers question their life choices.
Comfortable. Iconic. Utterly unhinged.
A Tee Parlour Christmas classic.
